Of Human Blondage

No reason for that heading, but I always thought it would make a good porn title (though the Estate of Somerset Maugham might have other ideas). In baseball news Rays pitcher Andy Sonnanstine gave up 5 HRs to the first 11 batters he faced this spring. I haven't seen anyone get taken deep that often and that quick since Jodie Foster in The Accused...fortunately women don't read this steaming pile of crap anyway. Oh yeah, the point...we're back on Bleacher Report with some Packer stuff and a shout out to the super group Asia...I miss them...but for now this Lie Is Over and here's the link http://bleacherreport.com/articles/626793-2011-green-bay-packers-can-aaron-rodgersclay-matthews-avoid-a-super-slump
 Giving new meaning to "throwing a two-seamer".

Banal Bleacher Blatherings Are Back

    Unlike my first 37 EHarmony hookups Bleacher Report has actually allowed me a return date. So check out the latest article here http://bleacherreport.com/articles/620876-2011-pittsburgh-steelers-can-ben-roethlisberger-and-company-avoid-a-super-slump  As I continue the bar debate over whether "Goldberg" was the wrestler's real name or he changed it to that for wrestling-"let's see they've got The Rock, Stone Cold, The Undertaker...I'm thinking something Jewish might work.." Yeah, that sounds like what happened.
I still think Ted Danson would've been better off marrying this Goldberg...

Movin' On Up...Sorta

Hey look at us, we're now on Bleacher Report...and just when I thought those 42 days of Community College where all for naught. Check it out here  http://bleacherreport.com/articles/614451-2011-nfl-draftcan-drew-brees-and-new-orleans-saints-avoid-worst-draft-ever Some old stuff, some new stuff, hell the whole blog is never more than three degrees of separation from a Seinfeld episode anyway so do a functioning alcholohic a favor and throw us a Page View. Like Senator Blutarsky said about brews at the Delta Tau Chi toga party, "don't cost nothin'". If they accept anymore of our intrepid ramblings we'll have the links here. And now a superflous dose of Regular Guy fantasy
...or as Charlie Sheen calls it, Tuesday Night (sorry apparently Blogspot removed the original picture in a rare moment of morality...I'm sure this will go over much better).