Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Sports Limericks O' The Day

Don't ask me why just know somewhere Dorothy Parker and Ogden Nash are turning over in their graves...uh wait...they're dead right?...Well, either way...

The Rolling Of Heads

Shanahan got canned, without a whimper or cough
Chudzinki Schwartz Kubiak, their jobs have been lost
But one starts to wonder, as one does on the sauce
Dennis Allen? Mike Munchak? Are their cell phones shut off?

'Boys Will Be 'Boys

Down by two, but they had the ball
When Callahan sent in the call
Then Orton got picked
'Ol Jerry got dicked
Guess it wasn't Tony's fault after all

...and in apology there's this...

Happy New Year to all...though I'm sure hers is taken care of...