ever crossed swords with 
during their playing days I sadly realized I needed to get out more often.I mean I’m no “Playa” as they say, but it might be nice to maybe cop some
or even just get my 
.But alas the game has changed since I was last out there. I’m told I need to “manscape” first which in the old days meant
but now just makes you “Metrosexual”.And hey I don’t mind doing a little
. Especially if it makes my 
look bigger. Besides I don’t want some girl that shows up all 
so I guess fair is fair.But I have to make sure I find a nice girl or next thing you know you’ve got a case of
which I believe comes from sleeping with guys with 
.Not to mention I’m not into anything kinky. No S&M chick who wants to whip me with a cat o’ nine tails
or nymphomaniac begging me to 
please. I mean a little 
is as far as I’ll go.Heck anyone without a
or a 
will do just fine. In the end though if I could just find a 
I’d be a 
. But alas nothing in this 
so I guess I’ll just go back to being a 
.No, seriously...True Story...OK, I'll stop now.
