We’re back after the
BTIH trip to Saratoga Racetrack, better known as our annual extravaganza of gambling, gluttony and generally getting
-d. In the past we announced our appearance on these humble pages, but considering I’m usually a
with a bad case of the
by day’s end we thought it best to go
.
BIRTHDAY: We couldn’t let the posthumous 69
th birthday (August 8
th) of legendary porn star John Holmes AKA Johnny Wadd go by unnoticed. Blessed with a package guaranteed to make your own
with envy Holmes life story can be glimpsed in the movies
Boogie Nights and
Wonderland. A spreader of the AIDS virus and failed Drug Lord Holmes was not always the nicest of guys, but as collectors of vintage porn can attest he could sure
. RIP.
POLITICS: Normally it would be hard for an industry to produce another
as Anthony Weiner on short notice but politics seems to attract a steady stream of perverts who are
and willing to try. The latest scumbag du jour is serial harasser and San Diego mayor Bob
Filner. Now
, I realize everybody likes a little
now and then, but this guy's
(NHL) apparently never rests. According to complaints from numerous female city employees it is clear Mayor
Filner indiscriminately slapped a
on any
that passed by. However, instead of resigning
Filner said he would make it all better by submitting to a two week Sensitivity Training Program…Oh by the way he declared himself cured after one week and billed the taxpayers for the cost I
not…
ALEX RODRIGUEZ: We couldn’t get away without mentioning this story so with all due respect to Ryan Braun, who at least disappeared quietly, here’s our
of the Year commentary on A-Rod…
This
us off many times over the years, but we thought this time we would see this
. But then we watch as this
-s behind the Union which files an appeal so we have to watch this
his stats for at least another month. In his first at-bat back this
a single, but before long pitchers start to take care of this
, but in the end we all know what this
and that’s the money. Hell this
probably
if the price was right. So here’s hoping this
-d on the wrong horse, they suspend him till he’s past 40 and we never have to see this
in MLB ever again….and just for the heck of it
!
BABE OF THE WEEK: Finally our
Hottie O’ The Day is the girlfriend of Northern Ireland golfer and 2010 U.S. Open Champion Graeme McDowell
a pulchritudinous pixie bound to get one strapping a stranglehold on the bald-headed
and thinking to oneself
!!
That’s all, but we’re seriously looking for more names to keep this stupidity going. So if you have any we’re all ears…
. You can leave them in the comment section below.
ever crossed swords with 
during their playing days I sadly realized I needed to get out more often.
or even just get my 
.
but now just makes you “Metrosexual”.
. Especially if it makes my 
look bigger. Besides I don’t want some girl that shows up all 
so I guess fair is fair.
which I believe comes from sleeping with guys with 
.
or nymphomaniac begging me to 
please. I mean a little 
is as far as I’ll go.
or a 
will do just fine. In the end though if I could just find a 
I’d be a 
. But alas nothing in this 
so I guess I’ll just go back to being a 
.